What's your favorite quote

[2door]

"You just can't stay 17 forever"...


Not everyone will get that, but the right ones will.

Tom

 

[wheelbender6]

"One day, you shall sit your grandchildren upon your knee and tell them what you did here; And mightily bored they shall be!" Michael Caine in A Bridge Too Far

 

[Pablo]

"I'm your huckleberry"

"I'm your HUCKLEBEARER"

“Disarm the people- that is the best and most effective
way to enslave them.”

 

[xseler]

"They always say that life's a biotch then you die....that's not quite right. Life's a virgin, because a biotch is just too darned easy."

My Sis

 

[chainmaker]

My Son asked Me what super heroes I liked when I was little , and we were checking out his site and ran across this quote;

" Sure, I was scared. You gotta be an ass not to be scared. But I beat the **** out of death.”. Evel Knievel

 

[Russell]

The wife mis-spoke to me and said "I remember it just like it happened tomorrow"

My mother used to say " I'd rather owe it to you than cheat you out of it"

 

[Pablo]

The wife mis-spoke to me and said "I remember it just like it happened tomorrow"

My mother used to say " I'd rather owe it to you than cheat you out of it"

Good ones!!

 

[Allen_Wrench]

"Ya gotta grab the bull by the horns of a dilemma!" ~Opus the penguin from Bloom County.

 

[Pablo]

“Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.”

 

[DIANY]

i dont give a sh it i take a sh it...(my brother)
life is like a sh it sandwitch the more bread you have the better it tastes..(some dude in jail)

 

[maniac57]

"When in danger, or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout"

 

[bairdco]

a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men...

willy wonka.

 

[wheelbender6]

“The BSA has a special darkness sensing headlight that starts to flicker and dim just about moonrise” - Peter Egan, Cycle World

 

[KCvale]

"It's all fun and games until someone hits a pothole!" - Jamie Elvidge, Cycle World, in his comparison of the Harley 883 and the Yamaha Bolt

Actually I think that was modified from the Movie Armageddon when Harry was firing his shotgun at AJ on the oil rig.
'It's all fun and games until someone get's shot in the leg!'
Great movie ;-}

Where's the Beef!?

 

[wheelbender6]

"Asphalt, the world’s fastest tattoo remover." -Unknown on motorcycle.com

 

[timboellner]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

Lloyd Bridges in the movie AIRPLANE

 

[Allen_Wrench]

“I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel...”
― Dashiell Hammett

“My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.”
― Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon

“I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon. (Kasper Gutman)”
― Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon

 

[xseler]

"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying"

Andy Dufresne from the Shawshank Redemption.

 

[KenX]

Just pick one by Clint Eastwood.

 

[Groove]

You mess with ME you mess with the whole damn trailer park

and of course:

Someone like you would be better off heading down to the fisherman's wharf (implied: where the women are cheaper)

and also..
Lexington, Kentucky: Fast women and good looking horses