... better, stronger, faster than he was before ...
Steve, you'll have to change your last name to Austin!
Hey, as you know hospitals are full of germs. Make them, or on your own, wipe down every surface of that room. Sounds like over-kill, but it's not. It's cheap, easy and quick, and it may actually save your life. You are also well within your rights to request that every member of the medical staff wash, and glove up in front of you.
Nobody wants to be THAT guy, but living is more important. Besides, you can have some food or something delivered to the nurses' station a couple of times... they won't be peeved with you after that.
Get it done, and get back to livin!
Trey