I used to have a cat I named 'Rat-$hit'. Does that count?
Tom
NO, NO, NO, you, you, you, KNOWACOUNT.!!! I NEWACOUNTESSS ... BEIN A RATBAG is Searious Busyness.!!!
I, GeeBeeN, in the interest of Transcontinentle (oops) Armony, RATBAG Unity & uther $hit i haven't thort ov yet, make this Solemm Prommis, To provyde >>>>>
RATBAG IDENTIFIKASHUN by Snail Mail to a US Street Address (to be received)?? ... knead somewun to 4ward on to U.S. RATBAGS
in 2015. ... RATBAGS PREPARE TO BE OUTED. This Searius Prommis is mad wiff mie rite had on mie Testickels.
Iyl mayk a cupll of setz, A membashyp carrd, 4 flashin to retaylerz reqestin a diskount, + sumfink to poot on yor faverit rhyde.!!!
Local News: Threttond by flEbay wiff Carstrashun & Ejaculatshun.!!!! ... I sed in a mesigg, DAMN,!!!!
Wishers: i wish you all a Cool YULE & A FRANTIC FIRST
Cheers, Geoff