Snork
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I won't do that. Not so much of a problem with the state boys but Denver is notorious for driving 55 in a 65 zone. There'll be a crowd all piled up behind him and her comes Tom. I'll blast passed, doing the speed limit. I refuse to be one of the sheep. I really believe they do it simply for the entertainment value. Or to see who has the balls to pass them.
Tom
Dan
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Had it coming;
"The 1969 Apollo 11 moon landing is a favorite of conspiracy theorists who assert that the landing was faked, and rather filmed on a sound stage. In September 2002, one such conspiracy theorist physically accosted the second man on the moon, Buzz Aldrin (whose mother’s maiden name was Moon!), demanding he swear upon a Bible (that the conspiracy theorist brought with him) that the landing was faked. Instead, Aldrin punched the guy. Authorities declined to press charges against Aldrin. (Here’s a video of the punch.)"
"The 1969 Apollo 11 moon landing is a favorite of conspiracy theorists who assert that the landing was faked, and rather filmed on a sound stage. In September 2002, one such conspiracy theorist physically accosted the second man on the moon, Buzz Aldrin (whose mother’s maiden name was Moon!), demanding he swear upon a Bible (that the conspiracy theorist brought with him) that the landing was faked. Instead, Aldrin punched the guy. Authorities declined to press charges against Aldrin. (Here’s a video of the punch.)"
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KCvale
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This is Hilarious!
Hehehe, we call braughts Snausages and napkins are KaNapKeNinns here but ya gotta love Burning the Hostages ;-}
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Allen_Wrench
Resident Mad Scientist
A little lesson in deduction from a public-transit commuter:
If the bus you're about to board has most or all of the windows open, the air conditioning unit is broken. Brace yourself. You get to find out what it's like to ride home in a Magic Chef.
I close my eyes and pretend it's a sauna. It doesn't help the heat, but it does help me forget about the rider next to me whose deodorant figuratively threw up its arms in defeat.
If the bus you're about to board has most or all of the windows open, the air conditioning unit is broken. Brace yourself. You get to find out what it's like to ride home in a Magic Chef.
I close my eyes and pretend it's a sauna. It doesn't help the heat, but it does help me forget about the rider next to me whose deodorant figuratively threw up its arms in defeat.
Allen_Wrench
Resident Mad Scientist
Something I found both useful, and funny:
UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you
UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you
Dirt tracker: "Asphalt is for parking lots. Dirt is for racing"
Asphalt tracker: "Dirt is for growing potatos. Asphalt is for racing"
Home builder: "Pro-Built sucks"
Fenderless Car Owners: "If hot rods were meant to have fenders you wouldn't have to bolt them on"
Driven cars as opposed to trailered: "If you can't drive it, take it home and plant flowers in it."
Tom
Asphalt tracker: "Dirt is for growing potatos. Asphalt is for racing"
Home builder: "Pro-Built sucks"
Fenderless Car Owners: "If hot rods were meant to have fenders you wouldn't have to bolt them on"
Driven cars as opposed to trailered: "If you can't drive it, take it home and plant flowers in it."
Tom
Greg58
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The late Benny Parsons was once asked what was the difference between a loose race car and a tight one, he told the interviewer " in a wreck with a tight car you see the wall when you hit it , in a loose car you don't see the wall because you back into it. I was at Atlanta last night for the nationwide race.
