Fact:
In early 1934, Canada and the United States were involved in a little known war over the border line which unfortunately divided, Moosylvania. The battle raged for months with the body count mounting and war expenditures running into the millions, the two countries decided to end the war and share the area thereby ending the hostilities which threatened the otherwise
ful relationship between the two countries.
March, 22, 1934, Moosylvania, from that day forth, became the property of the United States of American and Canada. The two country flags are always displayed together, alternating which is above the other on a daily basis. The official language alternates between American English and Canadian weekly which poses some problems with street signs and business advertisements which must be changed to coincide with the prevailing language being used on that date.
Tourists visiting the city must show their passports on the weeks when the country, America or Canada is in force. Example: If you're an American visiting Moosylvania on a Canadian week, you will need to pass through customs when entering or leaving the city. Conversely, Canadian visitors will be required to undergo border scrutiny on those weeks when America is the controlling authority. This can get confusing when a visitor enters on his countrie's days but decides to spend the night/s and leaves on the other countrie's day. Some tourists have reported long border delays while the jurisdictional conflicts are settled.
Taxes, Police and fire protection, city government and even trash collection has been an ongoing burden due to the decisions made in 1934. Negotiations are currently in progress to move the border so the city will be either American, or Canadian but talks have been stalled by stubborn politicians who refuse to acknowledge the border changes because of the potential loss of kick backs they get from the people responsible for changing the street signs.
And that's NBC Nightly News for tonight. Brian Williams here, and have a good evening.
Tom