DOG LOVERS
A dog lover (whose dog, a ***** and in heat) agreed to look after and house her neighbours' male dog while the neighbours were away on holidays. She had a large house and she believed she could keep them apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage (as so frequently happens when dogs mate).
Unable to separate them, perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was late, she called the Vet, who answered the phone in a very grumpy voice.
After she explained the problem to him, the Vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked for me" he replied.
A dog lover (whose dog, a ***** and in heat) agreed to look after and house her neighbours' male dog while the neighbours were away on holidays. She had a large house and she believed she could keep them apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage (as so frequently happens when dogs mate).
Unable to separate them, perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was late, she called the Vet, who answered the phone in a very grumpy voice.
After she explained the problem to him, the Vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked for me" he replied.