"I know it may sound crazy...
Buy an ACTUAL MOPED!"
No it doesn't sound crazy, just shallow, and vapid.
That may be. But after court cost and fines, it's going to cost more than $1000.
I'm sure you can find used mopeds cheap even $500.
As a matter of fact, I found 34 different (legal) mopeds on craigslist between the prices of $300 to $400 after only 20min of looking.
IF the problem is a lack of a drivers license, THAT'S a different issue.
The reason (nowadays) most states require a DL for a moped is because of the fact, that most people who lost their licenses for DUI (or whatever reason), took it upon themselves to then drive mopeds, and even then, when states starting requiring a DL for a moped, people THEN tried adding a gas ICE to their bikes.
Trust me, I've lost my license and have had to go electric, so i'm speaking from experience when I tell you, I would LOVE if a gas bike was legal to ride without a DL, however I lost my license for being stupid and I must deal with the consequences of such actions.
What I ultimately did was spend about $2000 on an electric bike (and dual motors, batteries, etc) and am able to go 20mph for 100 miles with a 3 hour recharge time.
That's even CHEAPER then gas, and much "greener" (lessening my carbon footprint on the earth is just an added bonus)