Pshaw - the language has always been screwy lol
"When thou speakest Ye Olde Englishe, thou shalt keep in thy place that holdeth thy brain that whensoever thou speakest, thou must always trye to confounde and confuse the avyrage citizen..."
...add the advent of text messages via phone & chats, forums, 1337 & lolspeak as well as the vulgarities of slang and... well... w/e gets the point across I figure
I've broken out the ol' Schwinn mountain bike again, gettin cold & the Rollfast tucked away, safe & warm till spring - I'd forgotten the fun of such a light, simple bike and was enjoying myself immensely on my morning commute, cutting through the ditch at the local inconvenience store I caught a lil air on the other side, landed on my rear wheel and held a bit of a wheelie as I vroomed up to my usual parking spot...
Only to be chastised for my exuberance by some stern lil ol' lady, truly completing the experience of reverting to my childhood in full