Troll

[Trey]

I was discussing my membership at this website (my only one) with a twenty something who spends many hours a day on her computer.
She read around for over an hour, and gave me some advise on things, to include shutting up once in a while! You are all very welcome

She was also very impressed that "trolls" are so rare here.
I thought that was what people meant by 'lurking', but no.

She added that I'm the only person on the web who doesn't know what a troll is.

In case that's not true;

Troll: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

 

[Ludwig II]

I'm better looking than you are

 

[Trey]

But I ghost-pedal faster than you

 

[Kioshk]

My bike's bigger than both of yours end-to-end.

 

[Mr.B.]

And my dad can beat up your dad!

-Kirk

 

[bluegoatwoods]

C'mon, guys, if you wanna be trolls you've got to do better than that!


We're just no match for the competition, I guess.

 

[Ludwig II]

I'm humbler than anybody here?

 

[2door]

My Opti-2 is better than what you use!

Tom

 

[maniac57]

Anyone who doesn't use 16:1 is going to DESTROY their engine!!!
And ALWAYS use 5 head gaskets and an electric turbo kit if you wanna do 50MPH!

 

[Ludwig II]

I know the secret of womens' minds and YOU DON'T!

 

[allen standley]

Self tapping screws work great as engine mount studs!

 

[2door]

Never use a torque wrench. What a waste of time and money!

Tom

 

[Russell]

Anyone over 17 riding a motorbike must just be stupid!

 

[GoreWound]

I live under a bride and have an obsession with trivia!

 

[2door]

See what you started, Trey? The trolls are coming out of the woodwork.

Let your lady friend read this thread. She'll probably get a giggle. You might have to explain a few things but she'll probably enjoy it.

And remember. The white wire will put out 1000 volts for anything you want to use it for.

Tom

 

[xseler]

Damn it!! I thought it said "Toll"..........only came in here for the cookies.

Never mind........

 

[Intrepid Wheelwoman]

I know the secret of womens' minds and YOU DON'T!

Oh that completely cracked me up Ludwig. Not quite a tea spray over my monitor, but close

 

[Trey]

See what you started, Trey? The trolls are coming out of the woodwork. Tom

After that one guy, and this, I get it now- and there's some funny ones in here.
Maybe I was the only person who didn't know...

 

[scotto-]

Wanna race for pink slips?

 

[Ludwig II]

Go the whole hog and try for the handbags and high heels.