Made me think of a thing, Happy. A few yrs back we had a motorized bicycle picnic ride and forgot to bring a spatula. (HEY! I just speeled "spatula" with out speelcheck!) So we made one with a vise grip and a motorized bicycle tensioner bracket.
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