Shop Theme song. Sing to the pardy "Amish Paradise"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxjXQts8kPs
Tinker's paridise
As I ride through the valley where I harvest my brain
I take look at my bike and realize she's quite plain
But that's just perfect for a Tinker like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricty
At 4:30 in the morning I'm changing oil,
Then I needs the coffee and to use toydie.
And I've been wrenching' and growling' so long that
Even the dog thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got my 10MM in my hand and a grease on my chin.
But if I finish all my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899.
CHORUS-
We've been spending most our lives living in a Tinker's Paradise
I've mixed the oil once or twice living in a Tinker's Paradise
It's hard work and sarifice living in a Tinkers paradise
We sell bikes at discount price, living in a Tinker's Paradise
A local motorcycle kicked my butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek,
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's paying his tax bill.
But I ain't never punched a cyclest even if he deserved it,
A Tinker with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.
I never wear leathers but I got a cool helmet
And my homies agree I really look good in black...fool!
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid a road use tax in 15 years.
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare,
We're just spending impared.
There's no emisions, no lights, no motor cars not a single luxury
Like Robinson carusoe we're as primitive as can be.
CHORUS-
We've been spending most our lives living in a Tinker's Paradise.
We're just plain and simple guys lving in a Tinker's Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice living in a Tinker's Paradise.
We don't fight, we all play nice living in a Tinker's Paradise.
Hitchin' up the trailer, churnin' lots of gears, true a wheel on Monday,
Soon I'll true another.
Think you're really righeous, think you're bike will start
Well, I know I'm a mile away from where thou art.
I'm the pious guy the little Amlets wanna be like
On my knees day and night fixing that, that broke last ride.
So don't be vain and don't be whiny or else my brother I might have to get gearhead on your heiny
CHORUS-
We've been spending most our lives living in a Tinker's Paradise
We're all crazy Mechonites, living in a Tinker's Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights living in a Tinker's Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites living in a Tinker's Paradise.