Eddy, Don`t Ever Say Anything, One Of Her Legs Is 2 1/2 Inches Shorter Than The Other One. Her Name Is Ilean. When We Get In A Fight She Tries To Run Away. She Is Like A Wild Rabbit, But Runs In A Much Smaller Circle. She Is Tricky, She Tries To Run Around The House, But The Short Leg Mess`s Her Up And She Usually Runs Into The Side Of The House And Knocks Herself Silly!! I Shouldn`t Chase Her, But Its So Dam Funny!! When She Was In High School, She Had Long Pretty Legs. But She Thought They We Too Long And Was Very Self Consious. Her Folks Were Wealthy And Took Her To Sweden Were A Surgeon Shortened Her Legs. She Was A Happy Camper Then. But Her Arms Now Hung Down So Low, It Looked Funny, They Should Have Shortend Them Also. But, She Was A Very Very Good Bowler!! Now That One Leg Has Been Gettin Shorter And Shorter. She Was Crying The Other Day. I Asked Her, Whats Amatter Lucky? She Thinks She Will Never Be Able To Get Away From Me!! I Told Her I Thought That Was An Accurate Statement!! Snork Snork I Been Thinking About Nailing A Piece Of 2 X 4 To The Bottom Of Her Shoe And Running Her Off. My Siding Is Getting Dented All To He$$. Do Them Filet Kniffs Have Instructions?. I Have To Go. She Just Ran Out Of Gas With The Lawn Mower. If I Let Her Gas It Up, She Will Be Walking "around" For An Hour To Gas It. She Is Hard On Shoes. She Said Hi. I Told Her You Was Cute. I Want To Tell You, She Is Excited!! Will Try Post A Picture. She Has Been Using My Dentures, About Ruined Them. She is strong as an ox and almost as smart. Later Dude. Ron
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