Snork

[MB-Monkey]

When I have my Grand Opening I have to rent a Monkey in a Tutu.... cause thats just funny

 

[2door]

When I have my Grand Opening I have to rent a Monkey in a Tutu.... cause thats just funny

Why don't you wear the TuTu and save the rental fee? Now THAT would be funny!!!
Tom

 

[Norman]

I second that!!! Dam that would look funny and wear ballerina slippers!!!

 

[Dan]

..lil parasol......

Optional dancing

 

[Norman]

Mb Monkey
I'll have to come see your shop sometime. Will you put on the Tutu just for me and ride your bike around the block?!
I hope it works out for you.

 

[Dan]

That is a "Immigrant" ice cream vendor's wet dream!

As a semi Immigrant food vendor, I laugh at this with abandon! (and a snork. the involuntary caught off guard laugh sound that that one makes while breathing in)

 

[Roadkill]

Hey.. Snork all you want! She was nice looking DAN..

Q:The band "Steely Dan" was named after what? Hint: it is motorized!

 

[Dan]

Hey.. Snork all you want! She was nice looking DAN..

Q:The band "Steely Dan" was named after what? Hint: it is motorized!

Way cool RK, I did not know that, thanks.

Can't give the answer here but is funny. Steely Dan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Dan]

"The bank and brokerage houses are saved by the Government following dramatic round-the-clock negotiations by leaders from both political parties. The funds required for this bailout are obtained by a tax levied on employed middle-class non-drinkers."

jacliny

 

[Roadkill]

Yeah.. I forgot where I learned that. If I die and come back as a machine....

 

[Dan]

Yeah.. I forgot where I learned that. If I die and come back as a machine....

LOLOLOL! right!!!!! me2!

 

[Dan]

".....adding safety, style and function....."

Pimped Out Megaphone Helmet

 

[CalgarysFool]

My left or your right?

(hehe buddy, what leads you to believe it will not come to fruiton?)

"Fruiton" -- is that like, when you have a good idea but are still lying in bed?

 

[NunyaBidness]

"Fruiton" -- is that like, when you have a good idea but are still lying in bed?

I thought it was eubonics for a futon, the folding couch/bed.

 

[CalgarysFool]

Or a futon, San Fransisco style. "Not that there's anything wrong with that"...to quote Jerry Seinfeld!

 

[MB-Monkey]

1. fruitation

When an idea ripens like fruit. It's what stupid people use for the word fruition.

Fresh fruit, stinky rotten fruit, any kind of fruit for any kind of idea or plan.

You've got to picture the blossoming flower then the growth of the fruit depending on the idea or plan it represents.

I love it when a plan comes to fruitation.

here is the link. Great word 2Door
Urban Dictionary: fruitation

 

[Goat Herder]

That sounds better than procrastination.

 

[Dan]

I am getting a bumper sticker that says honk if your horns broken.

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[Goat Herder]

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That got that from George Carlin. I just loved that comedian.

 

[Dan]

He was amazing. The very first angry NYer comic. george carlin - Google Video
Way back when librarys got books on tape, I wanted to hear a book and borrowed some thing by George Carlin and the Dalai Lama. Listened to one during the day and the other at night. I couldn't think st8 for 3 days after, lol.

("..am I inline and one with my surroundings? **** my surroundings, rat ******s")