Dan- Aurghhhh! A friend wanted to open a sushi truck. I said "How about a gas-bike?" No, was his response. Then I promptly forgot the idea. I know a guy who may be interested in funding such an enterprise... I'll report back.
Ludwig II- I work for a Dutchman. He asked if I knew how copper wire was invented. I admitted that I did not. He explained that long ago, someone tried to get a penny from a Dutchmans' hand, and the struggle produced copper wire. I have been unable to verify this using wikipedia, and since that is the only existing truth, I must accept it as fact.
Ludwig II- I work for a Dutchman. He asked if I knew how copper wire was invented. I admitted that I did not. He explained that long ago, someone tried to get a penny from a Dutchmans' hand, and the struggle produced copper wire. I have been unable to verify this using wikipedia, and since that is the only existing truth, I must accept it as fact.