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xseler
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GeeBeeN
New Member
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience..
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that WhileHard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now we know why some people are where they are!
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that WhileHard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now we know why some people are where they are!
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Easy Rider
Santa Cruz Scooter Works
Here's a silly one my youngest son told me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see the idiot.
Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see the idiot.
Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken
Intrepid Wheelwoman
New Member
Why? When I was still working as a social worker I met and worked with many gender diverse people and I don't see what the problem is.
xseler
Well-Known Member
I personally don't have anything against Bruce/Caitlyn. However, many folks aren't of this mindset. It was just a statement of something that will probably come to be true.
I'd also bet that most people that go through this process are much more private in not allowing the world be involved in their journey. I don't know if Bruce/Caitlyn is being this candid to help others in this situation, or if it's a publicity stunt for financial gain (even though the reason may be valid).
I apologize if the post offended anyone --- it wasn't intended.
I'd also bet that most people that go through this process are much more private in not allowing the world be involved in their journey. I don't know if Bruce/Caitlyn is being this candid to help others in this situation, or if it's a publicity stunt for financial gain (even though the reason may be valid).
I apologize if the post offended anyone --- it wasn't intended.
Intrepid Wheelwoman
New Member
No offense taken xseler 
I happen to think it's all a bit of a media circus too, but overall I believe it will be helpful in raising awareness about gender diversity.
I happen to think it's all a bit of a media circus too, but overall I believe it will be helpful in raising awareness about gender diversity.
Allen_Wrench
Resident Mad Scientist
Working in a building full of government offices, I see a lot more swapped genders than I used to before I worked there. The impression I got out of it all is that they are just trying to be themselves, trying to be on the outside the way they feel on the inside. They could hide it from the world, but it would feel like lying to the world. I can't imagine the courage it must take to wear your inner self on your sleeve knowing that, in a lot of places and with a lot of people, pot shots will be taken and you could be nothing more than an object of their hatred. No matter the means people choose to express themselves, it seems there will always be haters.
I can't bring myself to get all that worked up over what sex Jenner is now. It's all I can do to live my own life as best I can; I don't think it's any part of my business to try to tell someone how to live theirs. That'd be presumptuous; I'm not that perfect to begin with.
I can't bring myself to get all that worked up over what sex Jenner is now. It's all I can do to live my own life as best I can; I don't think it's any part of my business to try to tell someone how to live theirs. That'd be presumptuous; I'm not that perfect to begin with.
Allen_Wrench
Resident Mad Scientist
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