My appoligies to Toby Keith
I Love This Bar (Bike) lyrics
We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this Bike
We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bike
[Chorus:]
I love this bike
It's my kind of ride
Just riden' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bike
I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bike
Yes I do
I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
But I love this bike
It's my kind of ride
Just trollin' around the town
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bike
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bike
We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out under the stars
Reason number 672 why
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bike
Play it on out boys
Beer-thirty's over
Got to take it on home
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bike
I just love it