Bumper stickers

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From Tom, 2 Door.

"If JB weld is outlawed, only outlaws will have JB weld."
I like it...ya know with all the christian bumper stickers ya see like God is my co-pilot (If he's my co-pilot I hope I hav a parachute He's my pilot LOL) ANYHOW I saw one in Dallas once said "Generic Christian" Man I liked that!dance1
 

Dan

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LOL George. That is good.

I been looking and can't find a way to print really good bumper stickers at home but really wanna make some of these.

Maybe a magnetic holder so you could change em out?
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A holder that lucks under the lip? hmmm

This is why I need a shop, lol.
 

Velodrome

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Here's a few: Seen just last week " HONK! if you need to POOP" laff Also; YEARS ago a friend had some stickers printed for impractical jokes. Just a 3x3 picture of a wood screw. SOOOoooo The bumper stickers that read: I ( heart ) my dog. I ( heart ) my cat. I (heart) my grand children, got the ( Heart) covered by the screw...
 
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Chaz

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Great stuff, but breaktime is over. Now get back in that garage and finish your Flying Tiger!!!

I called Bikeberry yesterday and they don't expect any Phantom frames to come in for a month or so... I don't know if I can wait that long. If you get the chance please let me know what wheelbase you are expecting.
thanks,

Chaz
 

GoreWound

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my old Echo has a plaque in the rear window that said "Chaos Inside"

I also had one of those LED words scrolling by above the license plate things. It either said "I brake for small animals" or "Pizza Nova" and the phone number if I was working.
 

Ludwig II

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my old Echo has a plaque in the rear window that said "Chaos Inside"

I also had one of those LED words scrolling by above the license plate things. It either said "I brake for small animals" or "Pizza Nova" and the phone number if I was working.
Chaos inside, do you have a spare one?
 

Ludwig II

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I've copied to my files, I'll see about getting a badge made to rivet to my guitar case.
 

xseler

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One of my faves.....

I'd tell you to go to ****, but I work there and don't want to see you every day.
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Greg58

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My wife saw one today she likes, our son and daughter in law have the stickers on their car from the 5k runs. The one today said " 0.0 I don't run"!
 

GoreWound

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I once saw a bumper sticker in a store that I was was equal parts comedic genius and horrifically irresponsible.

it was a broken up thin squigly line that looked like words from a distance folwed by a large exclamation mark.

~-~ ~ ~-~-~ ~~--~~-~ ~-~- ~-~~-~~--~ -~ -~~-~-~ ~-~~-- ~~-~ --~-~~ -~- ~~-~~ --~--~~- ~-~--~!
 

wheelbender6

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I was driving to work behind a lady that was obviously very comfortable with her body. Her bumper sticker read, "I don't skinny dip; I chunky dunk".