as far as putting a derringer ride together, i think you'd have to go to a scientology meeting in Beverly Hills and ask all those movie stars who supposedly bought them to go with you.
then you'll have to wait for their personal assistants to call their personal mechanics so they can find them in the back of the guest house's garage and dust them off, fill up the tires, and put fresh fuel in them.
make sure your route goes near plenty of trendy cafes, boutiques, re-hab clinics, etc, and you might wanna give TMZ a heads-up, too.
make sure you bring one drunk, washed up, trashy lookin' ex-teen screen queen to run blocker with the cops for you...
(sorry about this post, i started drinking early and i couldn't resist...)
then you'll have to wait for their personal assistants to call their personal mechanics so they can find them in the back of the guest house's garage and dust them off, fill up the tires, and put fresh fuel in them.
make sure your route goes near plenty of trendy cafes, boutiques, re-hab clinics, etc, and you might wanna give TMZ a heads-up, too.
make sure you bring one drunk, washed up, trashy lookin' ex-teen screen queen to run blocker with the cops for you...
(sorry about this post, i started drinking early and i couldn't resist...)