Um... about my S/N...
I can't remember why the heck I chose CrankyPoodler. I'm not a mean dude, but I do have a strange fascination for stuffed pink poodles. Dunno why, neither.
During my time on the interwebz, I've come across "poodling" to mean a number of things. One of which is "to poodle". Somehow I've wound up with a name that could either mean "angry guy who likes poodls" or "guy who likes angry poodles".
At any rate, the name has stuck.
My real name is Lewk, though.