Sore Butt,,try this

Discussion in 'Motorized Bicycle General Discussion' started by Ted, May 31, 2010.

  1. Ted

    Ted New Member

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    I'm always on the look out for a better saddle but . . .er. . .I think I would have to be truly desperate to bolt that sucker on. Maybe if they had a flexible skin over the ribcage of this beast it would make it more visually appealing. Then again if it is extremely comfortable and your butt usually hides the saddle anyways, who cares right? If it came it in bone-white you could do a skeletal theme bike. . . :D
     
  3. Venice Motor Bikes

    Venice Motor Bikes Custom Builder / Dealer/Los Angeles

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    I don't care how comfortable it might be... That thing looks way too creepy to ever bolt on any bike!! :eek:
     
  4. Kevlarr

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    You just gotta love this comment,
    laff
     
  5. Ted

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    Twist untill it is on edge as a theft deterrent :)
     
  6. mapbike

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    Well I rectum..... I mean recon...... it might be ok but it sure is ugly aint it, dont think I would want to get turned sideways on that thing. LOL
     
  7. Mac

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    Yup, ya gotta make sure the... nuts.... are... tight! LOL On the seatpost of course.
     
  8. pj-pirate

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    Iv tried several seats on my MB up to and including the ole prostate exam style seat. The most comfy one Iv found is one from an exsersize bike--soft and wide!
     
  9. Oysterville

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    I bet that'll tune in ESPN.
     
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    after a 125 mile ride yesterday, Im still able to sit down at the dinner table and watch ESPN!!!reddd
     
  11. mapbike

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    I have a big wide gel foam seat on mine and I really like it, I can go 15-20 miles and still feel pretty darn good when I get there, a good seat is a must on a bike, my skinny 42 year old rearend just wont take onethose flared out hotdog bun seat anymore.
     
  12. Goat Herder

    Goat Herder Gutter Rider

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    Yeah I liked the first comment show somebody sitting on it.rotfl
     
  13. toker_ace

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    That seat is liable to go where no man's been before!
     
  14. upsrogue

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    I don't chim if very often but the "seat" (that aint no saddle) looks like its on backwards.

    If you sit on it, the way its pictured you may ultimately get erectile dysfunction problems, and maybe genital numbness because of prolonged pressure on the perineum. I don't think I would worry about the "buttocks" on that "seat"
    But then again they make pills for erectile dysfunction (just watch TV). I don't know if they make pills for genital numbness.
     
  15. charles.paskell

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    yah I think rectify was a bad choice of words also the seat dosent look like it could take much if any abuse you wouldn't be able to rip your bike seat with this one but you might rip your rectum if you wreck with it on .
     
  16. Goat Herder

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    How about impalement from a bad over the bars episode . The kind where you don't get free from the bike? Ribs in your ribs!
     
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    rectum? damn near killed em......
     
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    Ummmm.....NO! :eek:
    A pin cushion looks safer, and more comfortable.
     
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    If it was around $30 I would try it, but for $112??? I would not take the risk of getting my rectum rectified.
     
  20. Goat Herder

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    Oh come on there's got to be a hero here? Get one and make us a you tube:eek:
     

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