draft email to the Bud lite advertising company. Do I come off to formal? lol
"Hello Ms. *****,
I hope this finds you well and in good spirits. Was goofing around with a few buddies and we tried to come up with a "Real Men of Genius" version for our hobby of taking perfectly good bicycles and bolting small engines to them. Then seeing if we survive the first ride. (so far, so good, snork)
Any way, after a few bud lites, Came up with this;
"Bud Light presents, Real Men of genius. Motor-bike style. (Chorus;real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. weed-whacker, motor-bike builder.
(Mr. weed-whacker, motor-bike builder)
Any one can buy a cheap imported scooter. But only you take a yard tool, a bicycle and a socket set to new heights.
(we owe China lots of money)
For the man who has every thing. Every thing except a passenger seat"
(his friends have cars)
All with out a helmet.
((Femail chorus))Gonna scramble your eggs)
So crack open a Bud light Mr. Mystro of the weed-whacker powered motor-bike. We'd sing your praises. But you don't have a muffler and you can't hear us.
(Mr Weed-Whacker, Motor-bike Builder)
Anheuser-Bush, Saint Louis Mo"
Needs work and is politically incorrect but was good for a laugh.
--
Dan "Skippy" Right
(Not only am I Mr. Right, i'm dan skippy)
"Hello Ms. *****,
I hope this finds you well and in good spirits. Was goofing around with a few buddies and we tried to come up with a "Real Men of Genius" version for our hobby of taking perfectly good bicycles and bolting small engines to them. Then seeing if we survive the first ride. (so far, so good, snork)
Any way, after a few bud lites, Came up with this;
"Bud Light presents, Real Men of genius. Motor-bike style. (Chorus;real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. weed-whacker, motor-bike builder.
(Mr. weed-whacker, motor-bike builder)
Any one can buy a cheap imported scooter. But only you take a yard tool, a bicycle and a socket set to new heights.
(we owe China lots of money)
For the man who has every thing. Every thing except a passenger seat"
(his friends have cars)
All with out a helmet.
((Femail chorus))Gonna scramble your eggs)
So crack open a Bud light Mr. Mystro of the weed-whacker powered motor-bike. We'd sing your praises. But you don't have a muffler and you can't hear us.
(Mr Weed-Whacker, Motor-bike Builder)
Anheuser-Bush, Saint Louis Mo"
Needs work and is politically incorrect but was good for a laugh.
--
Dan "Skippy" Right
(Not only am I Mr. Right, i'm dan skippy)