Post a Joke

[wrench]

This Forum needs a Joke section
Post a Joke

 

[wrench]

This is how WW3 starts

 

[wrench]

Q: What's the most dangerous part of a Motorbike
A: The nut that connects the seat to the handlebars

 

[Sidewinder Jerry]

Presidential Lessons:

Oral~Innocent

Intercourse~Guilty

 

[wrench]

The Glory Years
When the average child needed the physical acuity and instincts of a Navy Seal just to survive a regular day at the playground

 

[wrench]

 

[wrench]

This is how the news reports things these days

Brave Snake saves Fish from drowning

 

[Testname111]

Q: What's up?
A: not the twin towers...

 

[wrench]

One Taliban says to another Taliban

Taliban 1) Hurry we have to leave now the US Marines are coming
Taliban 2) What about the goats
Taliban 1) F^ck the goats
Taliban 2) Do we still have time

 

[Testname111]

haha lol ^

 

[Testname111]

Q: what has 120 teeth and holds back a monster..
A: My zipper...

 

[wrench]

4 gay pride flags joined together making the ultimate gay pride flag

 

[Venice Motor Bikes]

 

[Tony01]

Q: What's up?
A: not the twin towers...

 

[Tony01]

 

[wrench]

My wife said if anything happens to her I should start seeing other women

I guess her getting stuck in traffic on her way home from work isn't what she meant

 

[wrench]

9 out of 10 men didn't know she was fishing

 

[wrench]

They say baking soda will clean an oven, I sure hope this works

 

[wrench]

I was stopped in the left turn lane at a red light and a beautiful blond was crossing the street.
I wanted to meet her so I asked her if my Blinker was working.
She said "yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no"

 

[wrench]

What does it mean when the ground wire RED light comes on ?