Taliban 1) Hurry we have to leave now the US Marines are coming
Taliban 2) What about the goats
Taliban 1) F^ck the goats
Taliban 2) Do we still have time
I was stopped in the left turn lane at a red light and a beautiful blond was crossing the street.
I wanted to meet her so I asked her if my Blinker was working.
She said "yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no"