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Q: What's the most dangerous part of a Motorbike
A: The nut that connects the seat to the handlebars
A: The nut that connects the seat to the handlebars
Presidential Lessons:
Oral~Innocent
Intercourse~Guilty
Oral~Innocent
Intercourse~Guilty
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The Glory Years
When the average child needed the physical acuity and instincts of a Navy Seal just to survive a regular day at the playground
When the average child needed the physical acuity and instincts of a Navy Seal just to survive a regular day at the playground
This is how the news reports things these days
Brave Snake saves Fish from drowning
Brave Snake saves Fish from drowning
One Taliban says to another Taliban
Taliban 1) Hurry we have to leave now the US Marines are coming
Taliban 2) What about the goats
Taliban 1) F^ck the goats
Taliban 2) Do we still have time
Taliban 1) Hurry we have to leave now the US Marines are coming
Taliban 2) What about the goats
Taliban 1) F^ck the goats
Taliban 2) Do we still have time
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Q: what has 120 teeth and holds back a monster..
A: My zipper...
A: My zipper...
4 gay pride flags joined together making the ultimate gay pride flag
My wife said if anything happens to her I should start seeing other women
I guess her getting stuck in traffic on her way home from work isn't what she meant
I guess her getting stuck in traffic on her way home from work isn't what she meant
They say baking soda will clean an oven, I sure hope this works
I was stopped in the left turn lane at a red light and a beautiful blond was crossing the street.
I wanted to meet her so I asked her if my Blinker was working.
She said "yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no"
I wanted to meet her so I asked her if my Blinker was working.
She said "yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no, yes no"