Motorized Bicycle limerick Poems

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Hey, watch out there he is.
That cop is watching I know this
as you forget to stop
it will not be easy to top
i bet he will get the next guy for taking a Whizz
 
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There once was a biker named Timmy
His front wheel developed a shimmy
He rode anyway
The rest of the day
And now, around his neck, is the rimmy................
 
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I know a HuffyCruiser
His motorbike, it is a bruiser
At first it ran sick
But now it runs quick
This bike sure ain't a loser..............
.shft.
 
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outside it is very COLD
those who ride are mighty BOLD
while out riding the STREET
my berries froze to the SEAT
they will be OK once they warm up I'm TOLD
.sno.
 
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outside the wind is blowin
but yet it isn't snowin
not down here
not any time of year
but riding is still slow goin
 
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MB's are super cool
we ride on by those other fools
turn the throttle down
then watch them frown
when they see the motor they Drool
 
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I changed my name to MB-Monkey
Cause HuffyCruiser was kind of Funky
I put the bike up for Sale
Even by Mail
My new bike will be quite Spunky
 
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Now hear, my loud Whizzer's a moped
But my cigs, they all were smo-ked
I got me some smokes and looks from some folks
At the store where the peace was broke-ed
:D
 
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It's eighty degrees today
It was freezing in Florida, they say
The desert's not sand
And not like in DeLand
Where nuts were frozen Monday.
:D
 
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I was going down the hill doing 90 miles an hour
When the chain on my bicycle broke.
I was laying in the grass with the sprocket up my A?!
And my lung had been punctured by a spoke!
 
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I must be off my rocker
i went speeding by that cop-er
his lights went on
Just before dawn
and no place to run from the copter
 
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There once was a MB in Las Vegas
The noise was there to annoy us
The driver looked mean while trying to lean
maneuvering to not hit the bus
 
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I had a chainsaw
then it rained yall
saw a notebook
then i wrote it
the best bike
wanted a trike
too much monney
i told my pocket
so i straped on a huge rocket


sorry its so long
 
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