Motorized Bicycle limerick Poems
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Ilikeabikea
Active Member
Re: MB limerick Poems
The battery made the bike electric
The rider, he was eccentric
It was made from old bikes
And even some trikes
To say the least, it was ecclectic...............
The battery made the bike electric
The rider, he was eccentric
It was made from old bikes
And even some trikes
To say the least, it was ecclectic...............
Large Filipino
Member
Re: MB limerick Poems
I went to the gas station one day
To fill up my MB my way
With my minimum wage
I counted my change
30 cents pump 5 good day!
I went to the gas station one day
To fill up my MB my way
With my minimum wage
I counted my change
30 cents pump 5 good day!
Creative Engineering
New Member
Re: MB limerick Poems
There once was an engineer
At the China motor he did sneer
Within a week it became clear
the bike is now treasured more than a beer
The goal of perfection
has become an infection
without any direction
the goal is still perfection
The buzz and vibration
were once an irritation
A solution to the situation
will be a motorbike revelation
There once was a boy-go-fast
His reputation did not last
He did cling tightly to the mast
As his ship did sink
he began to think
My customer service must really stink
My attempt at a bit of limerick humor
Jim
There once was an engineer
At the China motor he did sneer
Within a week it became clear
the bike is now treasured more than a beer
The goal of perfection
has become an infection
without any direction
the goal is still perfection
The buzz and vibration
were once an irritation
A solution to the situation
will be a motorbike revelation
There once was a boy-go-fast
His reputation did not last
He did cling tightly to the mast
As his ship did sink
he began to think
My customer service must really stink
My attempt at a bit of limerick humor
Jim
Large Filipino
Member
Re: MB limerick Poems
There once was a bicycle trail
My MB I move slowly like a sail
Breathing in the air
Time has no care
50 miles from home but I feel no fail
There once was a bicycle trail
My MB I move slowly like a sail
Breathing in the air
Time has no care
50 miles from home but I feel no fail
Ilikeabikea
Active Member
Re: MB limerick Poems
My bike just sits in the shed
I know that it thinks I am dead
I would ride in the cold
But I'm just not that bold
And I'm not that sick in the head..................
My bike just sits in the shed
I know that it thinks I am dead
I would ride in the cold
But I'm just not that bold
And I'm not that sick in the head..................
mechanickid
New Member
Re: MB limerick Poems
While cruising a dirt road at a low speed
I went past a field full of fallen trees
Was a lady and some dogs in said place
the dogs spotted me and took up the chase
by the lady's urgent shouts it was made clear,
that she thought i had something to fear.
but her doubts that i could outrun, we're soon quite undone!
While cruising a dirt road at a low speed
I went past a field full of fallen trees
Was a lady and some dogs in said place
the dogs spotted me and took up the chase
by the lady's urgent shouts it was made clear,
that she thought i had something to fear.
but her doubts that i could outrun, we're soon quite undone!