Motorized Bicycle limerick Poems

[Ilikeabikea]

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While riding my bike in the Ralley
I came up out of the valley
Sitting there at the top
Was that city cop
That couldn't catch me cause I went down the alley..................

 

[MB-Monkey]

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i just came from the MB Show
IT was in Alaska Held in the Snow
The Riders Road in
With Nice bloody Shins
Cause without Spikes the tires won't go

 

[eDJ]

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(I thought I posted this here the other day ? )

For years my motor lie dormant

No info the chief source of torment

Found MB.com

Got help before dawn

And now have riding enjoyment.



With special thanks to Bikeguy Joe

 

[Large Filipino]

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A Developmentally disabled man called me Buggy
He owned a worksman trike that man was funny
He passed away
One rainy day
Now when I ride every day is sunny.

(RIP W.B.)

 

[eDJ]

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Yer paycheck poured into da tank

But shoulda gone into da bank

Get yer HT

Ride almost free

"Get-over" on price gouging pranks !

 

[eDJ]

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A fly drove his li'l-Riquimbili

No cares who thought'em silly

Such feeling of joy

From one happy boy

Made li'l-fly wanna go Wheeeeeeeee !

 

[MB-Monkey]

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i swept the shop with a broom
just to make lots of room
so i could drop the kit in
Just on a whim
I wanted to hear it go VROOM!

 

[eDJ]

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I gotdem looooooow downnnnnn motorbikin blues,

Da Chinagirl gaveme bad news

Pushin'er a'payin-dues

Hiking in da'ol shoes

I musta been born ta-lose !

 

[TexasDav]

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Once there was a rider named Bret

When it came to weather, he was all set

Until his front fender came off

Sending him aloft

So now if it rains, he just gets wet.

 

[TexasDav]

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Joe worked at the Texaco gas station

He rode a 48cc motorized bicycle for transportation

Everyone there

Was unaware

His permanent stutter, was due to vibration.

 

[MB-Monkey]

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I road my MB off Road
by the Stream I saw a Toad
I Road thru the Glen
then around Again
then "POP" the Tire did Blowed

 

[Ilikeabikea]

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The bike she whizz down the street
To the diner for something to eat
The cajun shrimp it was hot
The weather was not
That bike it needs some heat.....................

 

[MB-Monkey]

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While out on my bike for a Ride
The cars they came whizzing by
Over the train Track
the chain went click clack
Oh Well at least I tried

 

[MB-Monkey]

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I took some pics of my bike
Yes this one here i like
the one with the fins
and the frame it sits in
Next i am building a trike

 

[TexasDav]

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I wish the people who pull in front of me knew where they are going.

And the driver behind me quit blowing

I have as much right

And don't want to fight

Even if it is the Mayor in his car I am slowing

 

[Ilikeabikea]

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He'll build a motorbike with a wing
It will be a magnificent thing
Underneath is a boat
So that it will float
And riches to Dan it will bring....................

 

[MB-Monkey]

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They harass all day when i ride
the cops, they stay by my side
when they hit the blue light
it gives me such a fright
that i lock the brake and i slide

 

[Ilikeabikea]

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The cop, he see me and turn around
I shut my little motor down
I pedal along
Just whistling a song
And the bike it don't make a sound......................

 

[TexasDav]

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I was riding along just fine

Untill I came to the next stop sign

My motor just quit

Not a pop it would hit

Out of gas for the umpteenth time

 

[TexasDav]

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The choke I was reaching for was not what I found

To this day the neighbors remember the sound

Being shocked by the plug wire

Caused me to jerk my hand into the front tire

"Call 911 we got a crazy biker on the ground"