Motorized Bicycle limerick Poems

MB-Monkey

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There once was a bike with a motor
It really needed a Blower
After the show the bike wouldn't go
So we dropped it off a Tower.sno.
 
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jasonh

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um....

I once had a motor and broke it,
When putting it together I stroked it.
It had lots of power; Hey, she looks like a flower!
And that is the story of how I broke it.

Ok not that great, but whatever. Hope it makes sense :)
 

Ilikeabikea

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I built me a bike with a sprocket
Downhill it ran like a rocket
But going uphill
It made quite a squeal
And I used an hourglass to clockit.......................
 
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MB-Monkey

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I wanted to ride in the snow
but the tires just wouldn't go
so i went to the bin and put some screws in
and now its sunny with a glow
 

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I went ridin my bike one mornin
I thought I heard the weather a stormin
I looked with a leer
Right straight to the rear
And seen it was only Norman.....................
 

Weedylot

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One day whilst touching my Whizzer
My wife became all in a tizzer
She liked the engine all right
She liked the paint black as night
She wanted to spoon and then later scissor.

.mbv.
 

MB-Monkey

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I got my kit from China
the parts were made just Fina
It took just four hours
It has much much Power
SO fast it makes me go Blinda

.spr.
.bld.
.trk
 

mechanickid

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there once were mechanics
it was poetry they stunk at
they're words were just antics
not that im any better at that
 

2door

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There once was a bike with a click
from the rear wheel it sure sounded sick
"I can't figure it out"
the rider did shout
but in his spokes was a stick
 

Weedylot

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One day while motorbicycling
Diane felt her seat had been tickling
The leather so nice
She rode it thrice
And returned all flush and giggling.
 

2door

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I kept squirting it in with a hypo
on the can it said it was nitro
I applied the brake
but we ended up in the lake
so the bike and me are now hydro
 

MB-Monkey

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my motorbikes name is Steve
it always wants to please
i drive it all day
with such a small price to pay
to feel my hair blow in the breeze
 

Bikeguy Joe

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There once was a guy from Ohio
Too deep for just a short bio
He got his first bike
No longer needing to hike
Now answers questions of "Why? Oh"
 

TexasDav

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There once was a MBer named TexasDav
To a kid on the sidewalk he did wave
When he looked back around
he hit the clown
who stopped right in his lane.
 

TexasDav

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One day my wife went out for a ride
when she ran over a skunk that had died
after four baths and a shower
I told her she smelt like a flower
while my eyes were watering I LIED!!!
 
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There once was a Large Filipino
That rode his buggy bike to get the movie Juno
He set off to go
With his goggies in tow
And when home the goggies ate the poor movio

(what rhymes with Juno??)
 
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TexasDav

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Once while riding my chain came off
Now lying on the table the doctor said cough
What he washed off in the sink
Was my master link
What once would get hard would forever be soft.
 

MB-Monkey

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I went out to ride my Huffy
The tire she looked kind of Puffy
I noticed just then
Then wheel it did Bend
I guess it wasn't too Tuffy