Toasting a bagel puts 6 people to work
BarelyAwake touched on the topic of environmental issues .
Did you know that toasting one bagel is harmful to the environment , creates enough work for 6 people for 2 years and generates $1000 in tax revenues a year ?
I see it every day at the tim hortons drive-thru . i don,t know but i must be cursed , because i always get the guy in front of me ordering the toasted bagel .
That 1 guy causes 10 cars to sit there idling for an extra 5 minutes causing harmful pollution
This causes an extra politician to be hired to debate the extra pollution created by cars idling in drive-thru,s , because of people ordering bagels
Well the politician couldn,t be bothered so he hires 5 professional consultants to do a 20 million dollar study on how toasting a bagel can be harmful to the environment and create $1000 in tax revenues .
After a gruelling 2 year 20 million dollar study , the question of the extra creation of harmful pollutants was inconclusive , but the 5 consultants all agreed that a 3% increase in gas taxes on the Monday of every long weekend , a 2 cent fee for every tomato imported from Mexico that has ripened before crossing the 49th parrallel , and putting a cheaper prize in a bag of crackerjacks , would generate the necessary $1000 in tax revenues .
The politicians can now uses this $1000 , in extra tax revenues , against their office expense allowances , so that they can write off the coffee and toasted bagel that they had on their way to work today . ( who i so patiently waited 5 minutes for again )