thanks guys.
i actually was never really gone. what happened was, i was tuning up my bike in hopes of getting a ride to the death race, and when i left my house for a test ride, i went the wrong way.
apparently i went in the same direction as the earth's rotation, and because i was going so fast, i actually traveled 2 weeks into the future.
since the earth rotates at about 1000mph, i must have been going about 11-12 thousand per...
i tried to take video of it, but i didn't have a hi speed camera, and when i played it back, it just looked like the final scene of 2001, a Space Odyssey...