Why a motor bicycle is better than a woman:

MarkSumpter

MarkSumpter

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OK first let me say this is not meant to cheese off any women or in any way be disrespectful to them. It is simply a humor thread. Kind of like how Gene Rayburn did the Match Game or the Newly Wed Game and meant to be fun.

Fill in the blank and keep it PG please...

A motorbike is better than a woman because:

My top 3 are:

  1. It never wants to just cuddle.
  2. It never tells you to take it slow when all you really want is to go fast.
  3. It never slaps you when you obviously are lusting over a prettier motor bike.
 
OHHHHH another one:

Even though she knows she is a Volkswagen she never is to shy to dress up and pretend to be a Ferrari.
 
A MB doesn't care if you ride another MB for one night.
You can have as many MBs at the same time as you want.
When you get tired of your MB you can sell it.
It's hard to find a MB with an enormous rear end.
 
biknut said:
A MB doesn't care if you ride another MB for one night.
You can have as many MBs at the same time as you want.
When you get tired of your MB you can sell it.
It's hard to find a MB with an enormous rear end.
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Great Biknut.. On the same Idea:

A wide rear end looks better on a MB than a woman.
 
There are some funny quotes here. My Woman is Awesome with me and my motor bikes. She hangs out with me in the garage and gets grease under her nails right with me. I would not trade her in for the world!

I do car repair Mechanics at home when the price is right. When I need a hand at the house with those jobs. Well she still complains a little;)
 
I thought about this. I really did. But you know, I married a hot woman. And I gotta say, if I'm headed out to go for a ride and she gives me "that look", well - that bike gets the night off (heheh). :)
 
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