Why a motor bicycle is better than a woman:

Discussion in 'Motorized Bicycle General Discussion' started by MarkSumpter, Jul 10, 2011.

  1. MarkSumpter

    MarkSumpter New Member

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    OK first let me say this is not meant to cheese off any women or in any way be disrespectful to them. It is simply a humor thread. Kind of like how Gene Rayburn did the Match Game or the Newly Wed Game and meant to be fun.

    Fill in the blank and keep it PG please...

    A motorbike is better than a woman because:

    My top 3 are:

    1. It never wants to just cuddle.
    2. It never tells you to take it slow when all you really want is to go fast.
    3. It never slaps you when you obviously are lusting over a prettier motor bike.
     
  2. MarkSumpter

    MarkSumpter New Member

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    OHHHHH another one:

    Even though she knows she is a Volkswagen she never is to shy to dress up and pretend to be a Ferrari.
     
  3. biknut

    biknut Active Member

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    A MB doesn't care if you ride another MB for one night.
    You can have as many MBs at the same time as you want.
    When you get tired of your MB you can sell it.
    It's hard to find a MB with an enormous rear end.
     
  4. transam8405

    transam8405 New Member

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    lol love it
     
  5. MarkSumpter

    MarkSumpter New Member

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    Great Biknut.. On the same Idea:

    A wide rear end looks better on a MB than a woman.
     
  6. strotter

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    She is always in the mode for a ride....
     
  7. MarkSumpter

    MarkSumpter New Member

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    Karen there is an exception to every rule it seems...
     
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    oldguy387 New Member

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    Same thing I said in the other thread. I would have got a newer model.
     
  9. Goat Herder

    Goat Herder Gutter Rider

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    There are some funny quotes here. My Woman is Awesome with me and my motor bikes. She hangs out with me in the garage and gets grease under her nails right with me. I would not trade her in for the world!

    I do car repair Mechanics at home when the price is right. When I need a hand at the house with those jobs. Well she still complains a little;)
     
  10. Allen_Wrench

    Allen_Wrench Resident Mad Scientist

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    I thought about this. I really did. But you know, I married a hot woman. And I gotta say, if I'm headed out to go for a ride and she gives me "that look", well - that bike gets the night off (heheh). :)
     
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    Nothing compares to a pretty girl. That said, my motor bike never complains about what I am wearing.
     

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