OK first let me say this is not meant to cheese off any women or in any way be disrespectful to them. It is simply a humor thread. Kind of like how Gene Rayburn did the Match Game or the Newly Wed Game and meant to be fun. Fill in the blank and keep it PG please... A motorbike is better than a woman because: My top 3 are: It never wants to just cuddle. It never tells you to take it slow when all you really want is to go fast. It never slaps you when you obviously are lusting over a prettier motor bike.