Turkey in Suspense Poll

xPosTech · Nov 26, 2008

I tried to add a poll to my original thread but couldn't.

How do you keep a Turkey in Suspense?

Ted

deacon · Nov 26, 2008

Tear the last page out of her book?

jasonh · Nov 26, 2008

put it in a jello mold?

deacon · Nov 26, 2008

it would sure confuse him at least

Ilikeabikea · Nov 26, 2008

The best way I know of is to ask a simple question........................

Pablo · Nov 26, 2008

Ask him:

"How do you keep a Turkey in Suspense?"

5-7HEAVEN · Nov 27, 2008

Place his food in a deep transparent container.

Saddletramp1200 · Nov 27, 2008

Hide the calender!

jasonh · Nov 28, 2008

Post the question "how do you keep a turkey in suspense?" and wait forever to give out the answer

deacon · Nov 28, 2008

for that last one you would need turkey to be plural.

Spunout · Nov 28, 2008

why is a duck's foot.....