St. Patrick's Day
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Chaz
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I forgot to post my favourite Irish joke.
Two men were sitting next to each other at a Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland ‘
The other bloke responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’
The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?’
The other bloke answers, ‘I’m from Dublin , I am.’
The first one responds, ‘So am I!’
‘Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’
The other bloke says, ‘A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.’
The first one says, ‘Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.’ The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’
The first one exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!’
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’
Vicky asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’
‘The Murphy twins are drunk again.’
Two men were sitting next to each other at a Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland ‘
The other bloke responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’
The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?’
The other bloke answers, ‘I’m from Dublin , I am.’
The first one responds, ‘So am I!’
‘Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’
The other bloke says, ‘A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.’
The first one says, ‘Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.’ The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’
The first one exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!’
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’
Vicky asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’
‘The Murphy twins are drunk again.’
Mike B
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Girlfriend is coming over for corned beef and cabbage. No, not that kind, my kind.
Thin slices stacked on rye bread and topped with cheese and sour kraut. Reubens.
Boiled the brisket yesterday and it's chillin' in the fridge which makes it go through the meat slicer neater. After I pulled the meat I sampled the whiskey, very good stuff. Never tried Irish whiskey before but I find I like it better than Scotch. So, we'll have some cheese and crackers and a couple glasses of whiskey followed by a couple Reubens washed down with Guinness. And a couple of Irish Coffee's for dessert.
Have fun!
Thin slices stacked on rye bread and topped with cheese and sour kraut. Reubens.
Boiled the brisket yesterday and it's chillin' in the fridge which makes it go through the meat slicer neater. After I pulled the meat I sampled the whiskey, very good stuff. Never tried Irish whiskey before but I find I like it better than Scotch. So, we'll have some cheese and crackers and a couple glasses of whiskey followed by a couple Reubens washed down with Guinness. And a couple of Irish Coffee's for dessert.
Have fun!
wheelbender6
Well-Known Member
My kit consisted of only a couple of Guinness Extra Stouts. Gotta get up "early (err-lye) in the mornin".
Mike B
New Member
The "FitzReubens" were excellent. Still have enough meat for 2 more sammies. The Irish coffees were wonderful, a shot of Bushmills, a shot of Baileys, coffee and topped with whipped cream. I had one, she had 3. She slept, I didn't. I guess she is not affected by caffine as I am. Need to get some decaf so I can have late coffee w/o staring at the ceiling all night.