Nashville Kat
Well-Known Member
What has this all been like?
What has it become?
What is it still?
To sell gasoline
Glass Packs for small high mileage cars
You know, those "Less than a regular muffler" things
that are curiously most popular -and conspicuoil-us-ly-
most popular in urban areas
where they buzz around VERY LOUDLY
theatrically, and I could even attach a face and a name
to who most often seems to be a loud urban buzzer
but I won't lest you think I'm just being political
Always the HIGH MILEAGE cars,
The kind that don't sell as much gasoline
and always it seems just driven a bit more wrestlessly
Go to any auto parts store and search mufflers
and there- for smaller cars at least- they are
significantly cheaper and much more noisy
Turning mostly small foreign cars
into loud and obnoxious choice it would seem
to DISCOURAGE them
"those dang little NOISY foreign cars!
Think I'll get a nice quiet GM."
To sell more gasoline
and tweak some social unrest in certain areas
and tether the mules to their own hard labors
just a little bit more
Taxing the gas sales axing....
raising the GI Imperial gallon from some other over-fueled
hellish time whispered on the winds of rewritten records

What has it become?
What is it still?
To sell gasoline
Glass Packs for small high mileage cars
You know, those "Less than a regular muffler" things
that are curiously most popular -and conspicuoil-us-ly-
most popular in urban areas
where they buzz around VERY LOUDLY
theatrically, and I could even attach a face and a name
to who most often seems to be a loud urban buzzer
but I won't lest you think I'm just being political
Always the HIGH MILEAGE cars,
The kind that don't sell as much gasoline
and always it seems just driven a bit more wrestlessly
Go to any auto parts store and search mufflers
and there- for smaller cars at least- they are
significantly cheaper and much more noisy
Turning mostly small foreign cars
into loud and obnoxious choice it would seem
to DISCOURAGE them
"those dang little NOISY foreign cars!
Think I'll get a nice quiet GM."
To sell more gasoline
and tweak some social unrest in certain areas
and tether the mules to their own hard labors
just a little bit more
Taxing the gas sales axing....
raising the GI Imperial gallon from some other over-fueled
hellish time whispered on the winds of rewritten records

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