lap dance

[deacon]

Yesterday I was sitting on my stool working on a weed eater motor which I had destroyed. I thought I had emptied all the gas out of the tank but I hadn't. About two ounces hit my lap.

Man that stuff burns when it hits sensitive tissue. I don't think I will be doing that again anytime soon. Even with my poor memory that got burned into it.

 

[Pablo]

Ah, reminds me of the good old days and a leaking gas cap. I don't hang with smoker chicks anymore.

 

[MrLarkins]

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I too learn things the hard way...sorry to laugh at your pain, but in the words of BIG DADDY D "that $#!t is funny"

 

[MarcPhotoMan]

Ouch that BLOWS lol

 

[Bikeguy Joe]

Did I ever tell you about the time I used the kill switch wire, grounding it to the frame.....that I was straddling and an arc jumped from the frame to my boys and then I was on the ground in a second?

Yeah, that was not fun.

 

[Norman]

come on baby light my fire
A old dude that I used to work with said at the age of 50 a guy should shead the boys instead of your hair falling out sometimes I think he was right.
Norman

 

[Motoschwinn]

come on baby light my fire
A old dude that I used to work with said at the age of 50 a guy should shead the boys instead of your hair falling out sometimes I think he was right.
Norman

Ok, I'm 50... and since the boys aren't getting much action other than bouncing around during my rides, I think I'd go for my hair back...

 

[Bikeguy Joe]

You'd go for hair on your back? What's that you say? Speak up I can't hear you!

 

[Motoschwinn]

You'd go for hair on your back? What's that you say? Speak up I can't hear you!

Ok, well yes hair on my back if it would migrate to the top of my head!

 

[Goat Herder]

Tightly fitt under a car r.r. a fuel to suddenly collect the senses calmly run like **** blind to the shop sink for lots! of water, [not thursty at the momment] while boss man figuers out whats happing says not suposed to do that, you say I know just found out! Also alot worse if it gets inside your ear have'nt tryed that yet