lap dance

deacon

deacon

minor bike philosopher
Yesterday I was sitting on my stool working on a weed eater motor which I had destroyed. I thought I had emptied all the gas out of the tank but I hadn't. About two ounces hit my lap.

Man that stuff burns when it hits sensitive tissue. I don't think I will be doing that again anytime soon. Even with my poor memory that got burned into it.
 
Ah, reminds me of the good old days and a leaking gas cap. I don't hang with smoker chicks anymore.
 
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I too learn things the hard way...sorry to laugh at your pain, but in the words of BIG DADDY D "that $#!t is funny"
 
Did I ever tell you about the time I used the kill switch wire, grounding it to the frame.....that I was straddling and an arc jumped from the frame to my boys and then I was on the ground in a second?

Yeah, that was not fun.
 
come on baby light my firerotfl
A old dude that I used to work with said at the age of 50 a guy should shead the boys instead of your hair falling out sometimes I think he was right.rotfl
Norman
 
Norman said:
come on baby light my firerotfl
A old dude that I used to work with said at the age of 50 a guy should shead the boys instead of your hair falling out sometimes I think he was right.rotfl
Norman
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Ok, I'm 50... and since the boys aren't getting much action other than bouncing around during my rides, I think I'd go for my hair back...
 
You'd go for hair on your back? What's that you say? Speak up I can't hear you!
 
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rotfl:crash:Tightly fitt under a car r.r. a fuel to suddenly collect the senses calmly run like **** blind to the shop sink for lots! of water, [not thursty at the momment] while boss man figuers out whats happing says not suposed to do that, you say I know just found out! Also alot worse if it gets inside your ear have'nt tryed that yet
 
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