How to get your S.S. Benefit

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Buzzard

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for for Social Security. The woman beind the counter asked me for my drivers License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said "Unbutton your shirt". So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said "That silver hair on your chest is proof is enough for me !" and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said " you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.

And then the fight began.


buzzard
 
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I'll send you the bill for my new key board. I just sprayed my drink all over it when I read that. Through my nose.

Steve.
 
Too funny. Hope all your visits work out that well....
I had a much less enjoyable experience applying for disability.
 
The first time I went in I just hung my 'handicapped' parking permit around my neck and I limped in. They took one look at my wrinkles and handed me my first check. No questions asked.

Tom
 
I thought you were gonna say she gave you a hard time for being such a stud to some other gal... and then the laughing began!(^)
Good one.

Trey
 
Best advice I ever heard for dealing with any government agency is this:
Before you go inside, slam your pecker in your car door 6 or 7 times. Then the rest of your visit will be an improvement.
 
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