Oh Gawd! What an image you put in my head. I figured to get a foot of travel down at the front axel, you'd need a spring up top that was about eight to ten inches long. The rider would bob up and down like a seagull on Lake Erie in November. There he'd be, boing-boing-boing, his helmet lifting up, then smacking down again, and every now and then he'd barf on the pavement from seasickness.It's tru... it's hard ta get a foot of suspension travel outa a springer, let alone the ol' lady seat lol