Glad the shipping is free

Sellers typically do that when they want to show the product, but don't have any in stock.

Though also wondering if the "structural disabilities" means...could be that it is all in parts and broke down?
 
Sellers typically do that when they want to show the product, but don't have any in stock.

Though also wondering if the "structural disabilities" means...could be that it is all in parts and broke down?
But as of an hour ago it says, "10 in stock".

Tom
 
Tom, you overlooked disabled disco-dancing alien that comes with each kit:
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That seems like such a deal for the incredible high quality of that amazing kit!

Why would anyone want to get 10 kits of inferiority for the low price of that dream machine?

Does that kit come with a portable garage or something???

What a joke?
 
Hehehe, $1,350, looks like they might have slipped a decimal place.
I always have to smile at the BS hype...
80cc, 4-5HP, 150 MPG, 40 MPH, EPA approved...
None of that is true.

I thought they slipped the decimal too until I saw the "other people" sell the kit kit for 999
 
It's designed to haul around riders with especially heavy wallets. Normal engines, just don't put out the HP or torque you need for that kind of load.
 
Maybe he's thinking people will buy because of the old saying "ya get what ya pay for" ... but in this case all ya get is ripped off... and it doesn't even have a "type R" sticker on it to make it go fast...
 
Is there a "double your money back guaranty" if it fails? If so......I'll take one with free shipping both ways :D

It must come with a personal mechanic or something for that cheap price laff
 
I like the "2L gallon" tank.

Ha!

greatfunctionitem from Ebay said:
5. Fuel Tank Material: Iron

"All our item is pass the ISO9001 quality certification"

"Retail price for this item is 999USD. Now you only need to pay less than half of retail price and you will also have the fully guarantee for 24 months."

More than 10 available
Price: US $1,345.00

Bicycle structural disabilities kit

For your structurally challenged bicycle.

Sounds like half the frames used by people in the forum laff
 
Made me laugh Ale. Too true.

And my riverside build is sitting behind me. The absolutely worst frame I have ever seen. (bar none and I gave her 6 months) The thing has thousands of miles on her. The drop outs look like a child welded them in/on.

LOL. Missed the "2L gallon tank", a.graham52. But if it's made from iron, hey
 
Maybe the $1345 is for covering the 2 year warranty. 2 years is more than long enough to blow up $1345 worth of chinagirls, after all :D

I'm still chuckling at the "ISO 9001 certification". That's like saying a Whopper passes 5-star culinary standards!
 
3. You can purchase a high quality and safety machine, but please don't waste the money for a cheaper but a low quality machines. We only sell top-quality item. Base on the top-quality, then we will beat our price as lowest on eBay.

Ha, we will beat our price?
 
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