10 Dollar Chicken

[Saddletramp1200]

Watch out for chickens! I ran into a chicken missed it but my peddle hit it's head. Riding in the country has it's dangers. The things darted in front of me. Felt guilty and went back. Woman said it was worth 10.00 to her. She took it's clothes off, put it in a bag, and I got dinner.

 

[wheelbender6]

The dogs worry me a little more than the chickens. They are a lot heavier.

 

[The_Aleman]

Snakes worry me more than dogs. They get tangled up in the spokes easier.

Some people eat dog, and some eat snake. I'll stick with chicken

 

[Bikeguy Joe]

Your not supposed to ride through their yard Tramp!
http://www.lawngoosedesigns.com/gooseclothes.php

 

[Mike B]

Yum, fresh chicken!

How was it?

 

[2door]

Wait a minute....you killed her chicken, she plucked it, bagged it then charged you $10. bucks?
I'd have charged her at least five for the euthanasia. What was her chicken doing in the road anyway?

Tom

 

[Goat Herder]

What was her chicken doing in the road anyway?

Tom

Trying to get to the other side of course..

 

[2door]

Trying to get to the other side of course..

Stepped right into that one, didn't I?

Tom

 

[fasteddy]

Tom,
If ya open the door a crack you know one of these guys will slip in.

Steve.

 

[Allen_Wrench]

Watch out for chickens! I ran into a chicken missed it but my peddle hit it's head. Riding in the country has it's dangers. The things darted in front of me. Felt guilty and went back. Woman said it was worth 10.00 to her. She took it's clothes off, put it in a bag, and I got dinner.

What do ya know, chickens wear clothes.

 

[Bikeguy Joe]

http://www.lawngoosedesigns.com/gooseclothes.php

 

[Allen_Wrench]

http://www.lawngoosedesigns.com/gooseclothes.php

Technically, those aren't chicken clothes, they're goose clothes. But I took a gander at them anyway.

If chickens get clothes that were worn by geese, it'll leave them feeling down.

 

[Goat Herder]

pun did not sound right when I thought about it edited it..

 

[Arnold Layne]

If chickens get clothes that were worn by geese, it'll leave them feeling down.

Wouldn't that make them "transgander"?

 

[Goat Herder]

So now we have transgander chickens

 

[Allen_Wrench]

Actually, we have a chicken who forgot to duck, and now his goose is cooked.

 

[Goat Herder]

I was googling around for a minute and found some of these just too darn funny!

 

[Goat Herder]

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[SergeyTempest]

Actually, we have a chicken who forgot to duck, and now his goose is cooked.

At least he wasn't too chicken to go alert the owner of a very "fowl" situation...

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...wow. I think a 'punricane' just made landfall.