Innovative safety suit

Chaz

Chaz

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Awesome safety riding suit. I recommend not using mortar, which would defeat the designer's intended "Crumble Zone" effect.
 

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There's no way that's a big-box retail store bike. Any contractors or masons on the forum want to guess how many pounds of bricks that is?
 
Allen, those are not bricks. According to the sales pamphlet they are "Safety Modules".
 
I'm guessing around 500lbs or more, guy looks skinny, probably 700.

Must be a heck of a frame, I get the sense he's done that before.

Must be a heck of a rider to keep his balance and not loose the load!

Hate to get In a bike on bike collision with him!
 
mogollonmonster said:
I'm guessing around 500lbs or more, guy looks skinny, probably 700.

Must be a heck of a frame, I get the sense he's done that before.

Must be a heck of a rider to keep his balance and not loose the load!

Hate to get In a bike on bike collision with him!
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Props to the stacking abilities...must be a vet in his one-man industry..unless you collide with 30 feet of bubble wrap around you, I'd imagine that wouldn't feel too good
 
THIS IS AFRIKA! We do this all the time, and our skinny cows with weird horns, ya know? We use those to relocate whole cities at a time, one house each!

Oh yah, everything here wants to stomp, smash, smush slash, stalk and trample you, it's hot as Satan's throne, everyone's at war, all our plants are poisonous or covered with thorns, and our laws change hourly. But hey, THIS IS AFRIKA!

In all humor really, I hear the hunting is still fabulous, and fabulously expensive. Really do want to go, just nowhere near The guy in the picture, that really looks dangerous!
 
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