Dual Boost Bottles?!

[Intrepid Wheelwoman]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/66-80cc-MOTORIZED-BICYCLE-DUAL-BOOST-BOTTLE-KIT-MOTORIZED-BICYCLE-ENGINE-UPGRADE/331119188028?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D163%26meid%3D4519371263116218884%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D1088%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D221304067031%26

Wow! I mean just wow! If I got two kits I could have four boost bottles, - or maybe I could have even six or even eight! With enough boost bottles I could get something like 250 miles to the gallon AND even crack the ton. Why stop there add enough boost bottles and I could even thrown away the engine. Wow!

 

[placidscene]

More is always better! Didn't you know that?
I think we should all drink way more soda too!

 

[maniac57]

And you could add NOS for WARP SPPPEEEEEDDDDDD!
*giggles sadistically*

 

[2door]

If 'boost bottles' worked like JATO bottles I might try them.

Tom

 

[16v4nrbrgr]

Gotta add a Water4Gas canning jar electrolyzer 4 HHO syle points and 1000 trees embraced. lol

 

[placidscene]

I have played with HHO. I love making hydrogen. I would put a Coke bottle on the hose upside down. (Hydrogen is lighter than air so it stayed there.) Carry the bottle out into the yard and slide it onto a stake I had there and light it with a long nose lighter. POW! it would go about 30' in the air! What a blast!

 

[maniac57]

The best hop-up I have ever seen was a motorbicycling.com sticker.
I put one on my silencer and my bike would instantly keep up with interstate traffic.
I liked it so much I got two for the tank and took it out for a test ride....
By the time I got the rear wheel to stop spinning and got the front tire back on the ground so I could steer it, I was halfway across Oklahoma and almost out of gas.
I worked a week at a rattlesnake farm to raise gas money and make it home again.
Please use responsibly!

 

[xseler]

The best hop-up I have ever seen was a motorbicycling.com sticker.
I put one on my silencer and my bike would instantly keep up with interstate traffic.
I liked it so much I got two for the tank and took it out for a test ride....
By the time I got the rear wheel to stop spinning and got the front tire back on the ground so I could steer it, I was halfway across Oklahoma and almost out of gas.
I worked a week at a rattlesnake farm to raise gas money and make it home again.
Please use responsibly!

I'm glad that I could provide you with a job to help you get back home.......however, you seemed to have kept the key to the restroom. Could you please send it back?

 

[Intrepid Wheelwoman]

Oh brilliant, I love it, that really made me laugh.

 

[MysterySandwich]

The most sarcastic motorbicycling thread to date.

 

[placidscene]

Who's being sarcastic? Stop it!

 

[BarelyAWake]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/05/sarcasm-font-_n_919845.html

Sure, that's just what we need...

 

[maniac57]

I'm glad that I could provide you with a job to help you get back home.......however, you seemed to have kept the key to the restroom. Could you please send it back?

I think it would be best for you if you never enter that room again.
Something terrible happened in there.
*shudders*
I destroyed the key and glued the door shut.

 

[Intrepid Wheelwoman]

Once upon a time intelligent people knew what sarcasm was. Then on the other hand, Twitter, Faceplant & etc are intelligence free zones, so perhaps they do need a special font afterall.

 

[Southgate Jonny]

I hooked one of these bad boys up once. I'll never make that mistake again!

 

[placidscene]

That got me laughing!

 

[MysterySandwich]

Once upon a time intelligent people knew what sarcasm was. Then on the other hand, Twitter, Faceplant & etc are intelligence free zones, so perhaps they do need a special font afterall.

You're telling me those boost bottle and NOS comments were serious? :O

 

[maniac57]

I resent your implication sir. I'm shocked and appalled you would think me capable of such a heinous act.
My account of my experience with motorbicycling.com stickers was complete and factual in every regard and easily verifiable by the trail of smoke picked up on google earth satellite feed and the numerous reports of sonic boom damage across the mid south.
Frankly I'm quite hurt by this dastardly slander and am unsure if I can carry on in the face of such a base accusation.
I shall retire to dress my wounds.
Good day, sir!

 

[MysterySandwich]

I resent your implication sir. I'm shocked and appalled you would think me capable of such a heinous act.
My account of my experience with motorbicycling.com stickers was complete and factual in every regard and easily verifiable by the trail of smoke picked up on google earth satellite feed and the numerous reports of sonic boom damage across the mid south.
Frankly I'm quite hurt by this dastardly slander and am unsure if I can carry on in the face of such a base accusation.
I shall retire to dress my wounds.
Good day, sir!

LOL, never seen anything that funny on this forum hahaha.

 

[Intrepid Wheelwoman]

You're telling me those boost bottle and NOS comments were serious? :O

Sarcasm, - moi?