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Here's another one of my favorites........

You been counting? Well, was it five or was it six? Regulations say five...hammer down on the empty...only not all of us go by the book. What you have to do is think about it. I mean this is a forty-four magnum and it'll turn your head into hash. Now, do you think I fired five or six? And if five, do I keep a live one under the hammer? It's all up to you. Are you feeling lucky, Punk?
 

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Is it true, the harder I pull the trigger, the farther the bullit will go?

How about the "Bickerson`s" radio show, Don Ameche and wife Blanche, they would argue, it was hilarious. also "The Judy Conova" radio show, The Lone Ranger.
Diger O`dell, the friendly undertaker, I better be shoveling off!

"Hose Iemanus" the first astronaut to the moon. "They was going to send a mouse, but they thought it would be inhuman!

Call for Phillip Morris. The Shadow Know`s! The Fat Man! Sky King.

We laughed at Dick Tracy, talking to his wrist watch! What an idiot! lol
 
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Here's another one of my favorites........

You been counting? Well, was it five or was it six? Regulations say five...hammer down on the empty...only not all of us go by the book. What you have to do is think about it. I mean this is a forty-four magnum and it'll turn your head into hash. Now, do you think I fired five or six? And if five, do I keep a live one under the hammer? It's all up to you. Are you feeling lucky, Punk?
Pretty sure that's dirty Harry
 

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And who didn't lust after 'Baily' ? Far sexier than Loni Anderson, in my opinion.

Another classic WKRP episode was when the boss used cocaine on his feet thinking it was foot powder. "I can't feel my feet!!!!!"

Tom
 
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Johnathan Winters & Jackie Gleason were ahead of their time IMO Robin Williams came up under Mr. Winters remember Mork & Mindy.....Nanu Nanu
 

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"You're soaking in it."

"I'm soaking my nails in dishwashing detergent?"

"Relax, Blanch. It's Palmolive"

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"One of these days, Alice, One of these days... Pow! Right to the moon!"
 

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Baily, way hotter. Mary-anne/ginger thing to be sure!


This is to funny. Some where way back on another thread, I said Betty was more attractive then Wilma (The Flintstones)

Really, really upset some one and have never seen them back on the forum. He called me "sick" 2 or 3 times.

Don't care, she is! lol
 

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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.Hit it........... jake blues
 

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who remembers when; opie was still a kid fishing with andy , clean tv, you didnt have to worry bout what the kids might see. how bout Mr. Greenjeans
 

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I still say Petticoat Junction was the original Hooter's...it was in a town called "Hooterville"
"And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".
Steve Martin on Saturday Night Live, circa 1975

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"And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".
Steve Martin on Saturday Night Live, circa 1975

Tom

Ha Steve Martin, funny stuff....
 
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Don`t think this one has been posted; "DEATH VALLEY DAY`S"
narrated by; Pres Ronald Reagan
sponsered by; Twenty Mule Team Borax

Am not sure if it was Radio Show or black and white TV.