I not so proudly announce my candidacy for president of America. Whats the worst that can happen?
(will be my slogan. 'cause "whats this button do?" and "even dead people vote for him" did not test well)
As your president, I will continue to agree with every thing you think and not raise taxes, offer free healthcare while not raising taxes while continuing to do all we do and not do any thing different. All the while doing every thing different from what has been done, just differently.
While I agree with every body, every where, on every thing, I will stand by your opinion as long as every one agrees with you and then only bail on you as serves me and my shaky platform. I can not post the acronym that the "shaky" platform, forms as it would just be stared out here, but you get or may infer your own. Or, works for me.
Vote and vote often. Whats the worst that can happen?
Or; He can't do any worse...
I am printing bumper stickers as we speak.
Vote Dan, He has the plan, sort of....
(will be my slogan. 'cause "whats this button do?" and "even dead people vote for him" did not test well)
As your president, I will continue to agree with every thing you think and not raise taxes, offer free healthcare while not raising taxes while continuing to do all we do and not do any thing different. All the while doing every thing different from what has been done, just differently.
While I agree with every body, every where, on every thing, I will stand by your opinion as long as every one agrees with you and then only bail on you as serves me and my shaky platform. I can not post the acronym that the "shaky" platform, forms as it would just be stared out here, but you get or may infer your own. Or, works for me.
Vote and vote often. Whats the worst that can happen?
Or; He can't do any worse...
I am printing bumper stickers as we speak.
Vote Dan, He has the plan, sort of....
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