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Discussion in 'Motorized Bicycle General Discussion' started by Ludwig II, Sep 1, 2012.

  1. MotorBicycleRacing

    MotorBicycleRacing Well-Known Member

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    Joe, that makes perfect sense cause ya could of just told any cop
    that you had to get home really fast before the pizza got cold? :)

    Actually, Joe all the "stupid" stories that you keep telling us is more
    than convincing me.......do you have any more? :D

    Which hand were you holding the pizzas with?
     
  2. Bikeguy Joe

    Bikeguy Joe Godfather of Motorized Bicycles

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    Actually, I could go on for days. :)
     
  3. Bikeguy Joe

    Bikeguy Joe Godfather of Motorized Bicycles

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    Where do I begin?
    Pick-up truck surfing at 85mph?
    Being dragged behind a snowmobile at 60+ mph? (the road had bare patches we didn't anticipate.)
    Flying in my dad's ultralight? (don't ask)
    Running 105 on the same murdercycle as above on a 1 lane dirt road?

    If I really thought about it, I could surely come up with some doozies. I have a very high threshhold for adrenaline.
     
  4. Bikeguy Joe

    Bikeguy Joe Godfather of Motorized Bicycles

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    One time a friend and I "borrowed" a 396 engined 69 Impala, drove around awhile, turfed the high school soccer field, then pulled in between a state patrol and a local cop who were having a conversation while parked across the road from one another.

    I stopped, yelled "Hey, check this out!" then did a massive smoking burnout/powerbrake, then hammered off into the night and lost them both.

    I drove the car back to where we picked it up, and left it there. The owner was none the wiser.

    Thank God for statute of limitations...or I wouldn't be telling this stuff.

    I know, I know, "Bad Joe. Bad bad Joe." I was a holy terror when I was young.
     
  5. bigbutterbean

    bigbutterbean New Member

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    That's awesome. kinda reminds me of the time my brother-in-law had me pour gas into the carburetor of a chevette......out of a styrofoam cup. Luckily I backed up right before the entire engine block burst into flames. Almost lost my eyebrows that time, lol. I was 16 and didnt have a whole lot of common sense (some would say I still dont lol).
     
  6. Bikeguy Joe

    Bikeguy Joe Godfather of Motorized Bicycles

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    I've done a lotta other stuff, but I think that ought to hold you for awhile.

    I was saving up those stories for my grand kids, but since I only have one, and she a dainty little thing, I guess I have to tell it to someone.

    Sorry for hijacking the thread.
     
  7. Ludwig II

    Ludwig II Well-Known Member

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    Does leaning out of a sidecar at the age of 53 and being bollocked for nutting traffic cones qualify?
     

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