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[wrench]

Fishing is like marriage, it's fun when you get a large mouth on the end of your rod
Then you land it and realize the fun is way over hyped

 

[wrench]

In memory of Joe Biden please fly your "Lets Go Brandon" flag at half staff

 

[Tony01]

In memory of Joe Biden please fly your "Lets Go Brandon" flag at half staff

Lol! savage.

 

[Tony01]

Yeah pretty much, this photographer really took an iconic photo. After the biggest mosquito in the world flew by his ear. I listened to that leaked video today of him talking about the mosquito and it gave me chills. Sorry for hijacking the thread

 

[Tony01]

Not just guys

 

[wrench]

 

[Tony01]

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[Tony01]

Yup

 

[wrench]

When you wear only sleeveless shirts

 

[wrench]

I know what your thinking LOL....

 

[Tony01]

I know what your thinking LOL....

I’m thinking the guys purposefully designed it like that.
I would

 

[wrench]

I’m thinking the guys purposefully designed it like that.
I would

Yep, the only gasket you can order by shape LOL....

 

[wrench]

In CA. I gotta have a front and rear license plate on my car
My new personalized license plate is 3JOH22A
When you see it in your rear view mirror it reads AZZHOLE

 

[wrench]

The Stray Cat's were suppose to have a concert in Springfield Ohio today
Due to recent events in Springfield Ohio The Stray Cat's have canceled their concert

 

[Venice Motor Bikes]

True story!!

 

[Tony01]

True story!!

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It’s been a huge problem for me and now I have so many more so I started a rolling note file for to do lists among other notes, began organizing my thoughts and stuff so I can not forget it, and not stress out over it and not sleep. Phone calls, I will write up a note with key points and say it all in one phone call.

 

[wrench]

Q: What do you call a lesbian with braces on her teeth ?

A: A box cutter

 

[wrench]

Q: What do lesbians and vegetarians have in common ?

A: They both like artificial meat

 

[wrench]

When I feed my Dog and Cat I put a piece of my hair in their food, Just so were even

 

[Wevil Kenevil]

The Stray Cat's were suppose to have a concert in Springfield Ohio today
Due to recent events in Springfield Ohio The Stray Cat's have canceled their concert

Bummer. These guys were hot stuff back in the day.