Let's create the Order of the Motorized Bicycle

Desert Rat

Desert Rat

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that way we can all enjoy tax deductible status
and our god the Great Bicycle Spirit says we must RIDE!!! First Commandment

Freedom of Religion Then they can't stop us ROFLMAO
and I haven't had one DROP!!!, just a funny little thought!


P.S. please remove pic if it offends, I re-read it after posting and
don't know how to remove!
 
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We could even go all "Hippie" on folks, and form the
Loyal
Order of
Velocipede
Enthusiasts.

And then we could say we were devoted worshipers of the god of L.O.V.E. and then file for tax-exempt status. :)
 
Hey why not!
seemed to work for Roger Christy and his weed ministry. only thing that took him down was the IRS. Oh wait I guess it didn't work. OH well, I'm in any way.
Bless your wheels brothers and sisters.
 
To rip off the "Church of the Subgenius" Let BOB be our building shepard!
 

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I think of motorbiking as more of a philosophy than a religion. No tax advantages in that. Do you think we will ever see churches for motorized bicyclers? There are plenty of biker churches for the motorcycle guys.
 
It might be possible to become a tax exempt political organization, devoted to getting politicians elected that are motor bicycle friendly.

If we claim we're left wing, our application will be fast tracked, for approval by the irs
 
I'd be willing to wear a silly hat for public functions.
I have several to choose from
 
Well , in my motorized bicycle church we pass the gas can around the congregation . So give what you can to the can man.
 
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