Well, here's what I got back from B G F.....
we only sell new kit. never have used. u know that.
don't play around
good luck
Oh for pete's sake...just for fun I'll dissect this one.
If you are prone to being easily offended, please don't read this post...
(1)
"We only sell new kit"
New "KITS" maybe? Plural yes...you say you have sold thousands?
Who is "We", and amongst "We", why do "YOU" not have anyone who can deal with the public and manage a simple sentence in English?
How about: "We" are committed to offering new kits at the lowest possible price, sometimes things slip through...I'll look into it.
(2)
"never have used" Never have used what? Marijuana, Crack, Heroin, Crystal-Meth?
How about: We have a totally separate area in our warehouse for returns.
(3)
"u know that"
This comment insinuates that Joe has purchased several hundred kits and has a working knowledge of the BGF enterprise...HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
(4)
"don't play around"
This comment reminds me of a Mafioso trying to protect his territory!
How about: Nobody is "playing around", you accidently shipped a scrap engine!!!
(5)
"Good luck"
I don't know how to put this gingerly..."Good luck" means Fu**-Off!
BGF you better get a front FAST, or you are going to loose your business.
Yes, of course I understood the intent of his reply to Joe...I picked it apart hoping he would get the message!
Jim