How dumb are you?

[biknut]

Johnny's mom had 3 kids. The first ones name is April. The second ones name is May. What's the third ones name?

 

[biknut]

The butcher is 5'2", and wears size 13 shoes. What does he weigh?

 

[biknut]

What was the president's name in 1974?

 

[biknut]

Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?

 

[biknut]

In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?

 

[biknut]

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?

 

[xseler]

Johnny, meat, Barrack (maybe....lol), lives in the southern hemisphere, have to press the shutter with a finger, 2nd

 

[silverbear]

The real question is why am I thinking about this stuff? Is there a prize, cause me head's starting to hurt.
SB

 

[Mike B]

Oh geez, not more of these "how much dirt is in a 1 cu-ft hole" questions.

 

[biknut]

Johnny, meat, Barrack (maybe....lol), lives in the southern hemisphere, have to press the shutter with a finger, 2nd

You're pretty smart. You only missed one question. #5

You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg, you need a camera to do it. I missed that one too. As a matter of fact I got all of these wrong.

Meat, d@#nit lol.

 

[Allen_Wrench]

Johnny's mom had 3 kids. The first ones name is April. The second ones name is May. What's the third ones name?

Uh...wouldn't it be "Johnny"?

 

[Allen_Wrench]

What was the president's name in 1974?

Obama. Same as it is now, except he wasn't the Prez then.

 

[Allen_Wrench]

Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?

'E's an Aussie from down unda, mate.

 

[Allen_Wrench]

In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?

Ye have ta use a camera. A wooden leg won't take pictures.

 

[Allen_Wrench]

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?

Second place.

 

[Allen_Wrench]

The butcher is 5'2", and wears size 13 shoes. What does he weigh?

Beef, lamb, pork, chicken, maybe some turkey. The usual.

 

[Allen_Wrench]

A dog runs into the woods. How far?

 

[PhillyJ]

half way, once in the middle it starts running out

 

[PhillyJ]

A dog runs into the woods. How far?

Can a man In Montana marry his widows sister?

 

[PhillyJ]

a man builds a square house with all sides facing south. A bear walks by, what color is it.