lol...im an electrician and we like to send the green help for conduit stretchers alsoThe old electricians would send the new guy to the toolroom for a wire stretcher.
Dan don't forget the skyhook. When I was a lineman we used to tell the new grunt to get the skyhook off the truck and rig it up with a block and tackle.This is 2 funny. Gonna have to post a mock web page with conduit, shelf stretchers, 2 stroke oil changing tools etc. And shore line. Just can't have enough shore line on hand.
Oh! and blue power bands!
Worked in the boiler room of a veneer plant for a while as a boiler operator. Every once in a while, maintenance would send a new guy in to get a bucket of steam. We'd open one of the water sample petcocks into a 5-gallon bucket and tell him to run back to the shop before all the steam got out! Some had to make multiple trips.